What on EARTH is that flag?

I don’t know if I’ve been living under a rock for the past couple months, or if I’ve just been too busy to notice some things going on around me. It must be the latter, because I don’t think living under a rock would be very cozy! Sometimes I might space out a little, and miss a few things that don’t exactly jump out at me. But seriously, this is a super busy time of year for me (and probably you, too), with the holidays coming, especially Halloween (one of my all-time faves!).

Anyway, back to why I was being kind of a space cadet: earlier this week I was taking a drive to the costume shop to pick up some supplies for my Halloween party this year. While stopped at a traffic signal I noticed a bumper sticker on the minivan stopped in front of me; the sticker said something like, Which way is it to the Tea Party? I have to admit that, right away, I didn’t know what it meant. The first thing that popped in to my head was, “it was in, like, Boston… Duh!” But after a little while I remembered that there’s been all kinds of political ballyhoo about taxes and all that good stuff that lots of people like to huff about… I recalled reading about organized protests, and that the groups are using a “tea party” slogan for the cause. Catchy I suppose, after all, the real Boston Tea Party had everything to do with taxes and representation.

If you know me, or if you at least read my little blog once in a while, you know that I looooove my US of A, and I’m a big history buff. So today’s chit chat (thanks to the catchy bumper sticker that caught my eye while I was having a “duh” moment) is all about the authentic Boston Tea Party of 1773.

Illustration of a Tea Plant

In the 1700’s, tea was the hot thing to drink. When I say ‘hot,’ I mean that it was the stylish beverage. And, well, it was also hot. Talk about your confusing homonyms! Anyway, everybody was loving their tea. Because taxes were so high smuggling was a worry to lawmakers, so Great Britain took a special step in making sure the colonies received their shipments of tea only from England. That way England could tax the supplier, then tax their buyers, and make a quick profit. Through a series of ‘deals’ with other exporting countries, tea was sold to Great Britain and, in turn, Great Britain sold that tea themselves to the colonies.

This little tax twist made the colonists none too happy, and here’s why: the British colonists argued it unconstitutional to be taxed because, according to the British Constitution, they couldn’t be taxed without consent from their elected people. It was Taxation Without Representation. In their case this referred to the representatives who they’d elected in the colonies. Since it was the British Parliament who slapped the taxes on the imports, and the colonists were not involved in electing members of British Parliament, the colonists said they shouldn’t be taxed by Great Britain. Their cries fell on deaf ears, and the taxes rained down anyway.

Taxes began to get heavy with the Townshend Revenue Act of 1767 (which levied tax and duty on lots of imported goods, not just tea). It was followed by protests and boycotts from the colonies. In 1770 Parliament lifted the Townshend Act (but kept the tea duty in place). Later in 1773 the Tea Act was introduced where England’s supplier, the East India Company, could cut out the middle-man (Great Britain in this instance) and sell tea directly to the colonies. This would now actually make tea cheaper for American colonists, but it was also right about this time when colonists just about had it up to here with the Brits. It came down to the ever long grievance of Taxation Without Representation.

The Destruction of Tea at Boston Harbor

Now, here’s where the Boston Harbor gets turned in to the biggest cup of Lipton Brisk y’all ever did see. In every colony except Massachusetts, protestors were able to force the tea consignees (the guys who took the tea from importing ships) to give in or to return the shipments to England without paying tax. It wasn’t going that way in Boston, however. When the Dartmouth, a ship carrying tea, arrived in the Boston Harbor in late November, 1773, Samuel Adams called a meeting to pass a resolution urging the captain of the ship to go back without paying the duty, and Massachusetts Governor (and British Loyalist) Thomas Hutchinson refused to let that happen. Two of Hutchinson’s sons were consignees working the shipment and saw to make a commission profit on the cargo. Meanwhile, two more ships carrying tea arrived in Boston Harbor.

Dumping the tea overboard

On December 16, the last day of the Dartmouth’s deadline to unload its cargo and head back to England, Governor Hutchinson still refused to allow the Dartmouth (and the other ships) to leave. That night a group of men disguised as Mohawk Indians boarded the ships and dumped all the tea into the water. The Boston Tea Party was one of the many precursors that led to the American Revolutionary War. The event served to rally support for revolutionaries who would eventually prove successful in their fight for independence.

That, in an abridged nutshell, was the Boston Tea Party of 1773. As I stated a little bit ago, I love the United States of America, my country and sweet land of liberty, and I’m also a history buff. On the flipside of the coin, I don’t really like to get all huffy puffy political. I don’t think everything about government should deal in absolutes. Some sides are right about some things, and other sides have good points, too. You have to take the good, and then work with the not so good to make it better. But all’s I gotta say is that the current organized Tea Party protests happening around the country are not the same as what we know from historical events, so don’t get confused if you glance over a story in the newspaper.

I don’t know about you but I’ve had enough tea for today. It’s all a bunch of sour grapes. You know how the old saying goes… when life serves you lemons, make lemonade. I like that. Maybe I’ll put up stand at the end of my block. I promise not to tax you too much. LOL!

Tune in next week when I’ll be touching on the Tea Party signifigance going on right now in our current times.
Lexi